Does this girl ever close her mouth?
bestpostarchive: nevershoutneverforeverandever: natashasaywhut: wwiao: Answer: no. (via badcontrol.com) lol omg why am i laughing so much omg i am crying this is so funny Featured on BestPostArchive | Facebook Like it Submitted by hellospongekittybob
So now my best friend has less than two months to live due to heart failure after he just got out of a 3 month long coma after getting surgery for the second time on his spine months before going in a coma… I’d do anything to switch places with him. :( What could anyone possibly do to deserve all of this in one lifetime…
I SPENT LIKE FIVE MINUTES STARING AT THIS.
sodamndrunk: It alternates slapping hands when you look at the face but when you look at the hand that’s not moving, only one hand slaps.
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changinglove: dude weren’t you a fetus like.. yesterday?
I don’t act like I know you, so don’t act like you know me. End of.
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